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The Snubs

by The Snubs

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brantly catchy as sin, irreverent, snotty, Buzzcocks on 45 rpm's meets the Marked Men meets Los Angeles punk rock / Dangerhouse Records bands circa 1982....soon to be a 'fuck you' classic...love it!
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1.
We got the snub
2.
Six feet below in my man made cave  getting ready for the worst  teaching my children how to filter their piss so that we dont die of thirst  shut the door secure the lock  booby trapps to kill the neighbors  if they try to knock  canned food and sedatives to control the flock  and when the dust settles baby we'll own the block  if you gotta choose a kid to check out the scene  and you dont know how to decide  pick the one who's going nowhere Tough luck son, but "mama tried" practicing the drills ten times a day you've gotta be quick on the draw  pull the kids out of school so we can be ready  thinking too much is a flaw we're fucking out of our minds  you bet we're bugging out cause we're living for the end times 
3.
Down in the basement of my parents house  playing first person shooter games  I have answered the call!  with my headset on calling all my opponents  fucking idiotic racist names  i have answered the call! living on gas station pills,  candy bars and energy drinks  i have answered the call !  i only get up to move when i gotta shit or go to work  this room fucking stinks i have answered the call!  I can't communicate no more,  people in person are a fucking chore  i love mail order and connivence stores  i masturbate until ive got sores I get no respect in my real field  i feel like an insect on a windshield
4.
I am loser, i'm a fucked up piece of shit  in a small pond i'm a washed up dying fish  holding on to my dreams of being "on the list"  a bottom feeder, nobody knows that i exist  and when you ask why, i'm at a loss for words i see them pass by , with everything i thought i deserved Im a user, Im a name dropping piece of shit  In a small pond I cast my line and I make my wish Holding on to my dreams of being on the list  A shit eater, so many asses to be kissed  And when you ask why,  Im at a loss for words You see my sad eyes, longing to get ahead of the herd  And I just can't help myself  Too concerned about keeping up with everybody else 
5.
Im a beach bum baby, that’s what i am  i got my malt liquor in a brown paper sack  and an ass crack full of sand  im a beach bum baby that’s how i live  with my head in outer space and across my face all the creepy ass looks i give  im a beach bum baby i smoke what i can  under the boardwalk my crew all flock to The beach bum bongo jam  im a beach bum baby shootin up in the caves  it's been so long since it all went wrong  but at least ive got the waves  way o way o waves.  way o way o way o waves.  Beach Bum ! 
6.
All alone in my studio apartment I pace around in the moon-lit darkness a long way from my home in Iowa City i thought i'd be surrounded by the rich and the pretty but i'm lonely and broke and feeling so shitty  til my life was transformed by a tabloid clipping  Now i got a map to celebrity homes  through your star-studded refuse i comb  now i've got your used condoms and tampons on ebay  taking pictures through your window for anybody who will pay  i make a living off the things that you throw away  you better burn the bandages from when you lifted your face  burn the bandages from when you lifted your face  I'm watching , i'm watching you  pay attention to the things you do  I found meaning, i found purpose  glamorizing the totally worthless
7.
I'm gonna go on a dump run (dump run ! dump run!)  Lighten my load and have a little fun (dump run !dump run!)  Jumping up and down on an old used couch (dump run! dump run!)  found a bloody knife in an old leather pouch (dump run! dump run!)  Dumping trash , discovering treasure  can it be sold or salvaged? that is the measure  Do you wanna see how the other half lives?  See the offerings to the garbage gods they give!  Going on a dump run, going on a dump run! 
8.
I've got a high stress job with the company  i'm a cubicle champion ( rather be a busboy)  Migraines , neckties and casual fridays  under artificial suns  Twenty one years of blood sweat and tears  and i never moved up the chain  too tired to dream i'm gonna ditch this scene  before another good brain goes lame  and I, oh I oh I ...would rather be a busboy  I got a job picking up plates  with my grey plastic tub ( now he is a busboy)  i make minimum wage and i dream all day  about all of the things i love  some times it sucks picking up shit  walking home and kicking rocks  but the waiters kiss ass, the cooks get hot,  i'm on the back dock smokin pot ! cause Now i am a busboy !
9.
You're a total asshole such a total asshole so unaware you are an asshole  total asshole everything's a hassle you just dont care if you're an asshole  just an asshole . total asshole  No one wants you around  You're just a fucking clown bringing everybody down 
10.
im a dickhead neighbor i aint got no respect  my nose-hairs in your affairs  fuck the boundaries that you expect  im a dickhead neighbor i went through your mailbox  i took your netflix just to be a prick I got ten broken down cars on blocks i am a dickhead neighbor -there ain't much that you can do i am a dickhead neighbor -and I don't give a fuck about you im a dickhead neighbor i play my music loud white boy reggae in the backyard baby brings the college freshman crowd im a dickhead neighbor i party all night long  you can call the landlord if you want motherfucker but he's passed out on my lawn  i am a dick head neighbor ain't much that you can do  im a dickhead neighbor -and I don't give a fuck about you  i am a dickhead neighbor Gonna let my dog shit all over your grass I am a dickhead neighbor You gotta with the property line You can kiss my ass 
11.
Just another dumb straight white male  life in the suburbs was getting stale  a Mexican pharmacy sent me pills in the mail  and now i'm gonna go and grow a tail  im a straight white male growing a tail  Tell me, can you feel my pain?  i'm a straight white male and now i've got a tail  and that's my claim to fame  Sometimes i hang out upside down  other times i feel im being followed around  i cut some holes in my pants to let it all out  and when i shake my ass i can whip it about  I got a tail , i got a tail 
12.
I got myself a little fake I.d. I bought down in Chinatown My disguise was almost complete  But before I make the rounds I wanna go to parties I wanna drive a Camaro  I wanna coach the team And wear camouflage apparel  So I got myself a little fake mustache  Made from camel fur  Spirit gum giving my lip a rash  But I get what I deserve  Cause now I can go to parties  Now I can drive a Camaro Now I can coach the team And wear camouflage apparel  I couldn't do it by myself  So I had to get a little help (fake mustache)
13.
Mama was a mongoloid Daddy was a deadbeat drunk I was raised in the basement  In the filth of fifteen Punks Daddy dumpstered some Legos  I built my fort from PBR cans  Mamma was a homeschool teacher  So I wasn't lied to by the man  The doctrine was creativity  They said do what you wanna do be who you wanna be  True sounds of liberty  Do what you wanna do be who you wanna be  No accountability  Do what you wanna do be who you wanna be  It's not our responsibility  To shepherd more sheep into this silly society  I escaped to college far from home  Where everybody was not so cool  I developed some ideas of my own  That I carried right out of school  Now I see through these welfare cheats  And the immigrants who stole the jobs  They're all in cahoots with the gays getting married  And all these other godless slobs  So I took your advice mom and dad,  I do what I wanna do be who I wanna be  I don't want anything you want for me  I wanna have money power and a life of luxury  Don't expect a hand out from me,  You can't park your trailer on the side of my property  I am your legacy , I rebelled just like you taught me  Now my heroes are Ronnie and Nancy  Not Nancy and Sid  Cause my punk rock parents  Raised a republican , raised a republic kid  Now my heroes are the grand ole party  Not some hippies living off the grid  Cause my punk rock parents  Raised a republican , raised a republican kid 
14.
I was the lord of the hoarders  Until I was buried alive  And now under ten tons  Of trash is where I reside  Mama said you gotta throw it away  But I was trying to start a collection  Gonna be worth a lot someday  You'll read about me in the business section  Lord of the hoarders Until I was buried alive Now under ten tons  Of trash is where I reside Daddy said you gotta throw it away  But I was trying to reuse and recycle  We're gonna save the earth someday Until then we wade in up to our eyeballs Lord of the hoarders Dirty clothes in the kitchen piled up to the ceiling Lord of the hoarders Put a piece on the pile , oh what a feeling !
15.
I used to rip it up and down while painting the town Cause partying was totally rad Puke on your shoes , sleep in your bushes I ain't got no cash for cabs  Six tall cans and a whiskey shot  I'd swear I was the champ  We're all still awake when the sun comes up My pants are fucking damp  Weren't those the days?  It's 10 pm on a Friday night  I got my night -slacks on  Double fisting a real good book  Can't wait to wake at dawn  Coffee Is my speed of choice  I feel it fuels me from within  If you don't see me down at the bar tonight Don't wonder where I've been  We suck at partying now  Turn out the lights, the party's over 

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released June 15, 2016

Recorded & Mixed by Conrad Uno at Egg Studios
Mastered by Adam Gonsalves at Telegraph Audio Mastering

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