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Witness Protection Program E​.​P.

by The Snubs

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brantly This is punk rock...the word 'core' does not need to be appended to any other descriptor for The Snubs. It's not a confusing pastiche of musical genres. Nope, it's fucking punk rock: it's catchy, it's vaguely political but strongly snarky, it's surpisingly refreshing in a world full of post-post-post-whatever-post-core, which is fine, but I still like drinking beer and jumping around the room loudly listening to 7" singles & this will get its share of Hamm's drinking bedlam. Great stuff.
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swipp9 I think I can 2 mg of the above. resolutions and I are headed to you guys doing anything for yr schedule (that was my phone's autofill speaking). Snubs RÜL!! Favorite track: Witness Protection Program.
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released May 12, 2017

Recorded/mixed at Egg Studios by Conrad Uno
Mastered by Amy Dragon At Telegraph Mastering


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Seattle Punk Rock N' Roll. est. 2014
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Track Name: Witness Protection Program
Not a day goes by, where i dont miss the life
but i can't take back what's been done
i made my choice, i went against what i thought was right
and i made an enemy of everyone 
now you dont see me around no more 
underground farther than ever before 
in a new city, in a different life
took a new name , staying outta sight 
Now they call me "Mike"
I do my shopping in the middle of the night
My nosy neighbors think that I work in tech 
But I'm bored to tears, what's the good of these golden years 
When I walk around outside I'm a nervous wreck 
 I've been living in, witness protection 
They've got me hiding out, because I decided to run my mouth 
Track Name: I Can't Grow A Beard
I'm feeling greasy , getting fucking zits
Patchy like a teenager 
And it looks like shit 
Now I know , I can't grow a beard now I know 
Can't grow , can't grow 
I took a risk , moved to the northwest 
With less hair on my face 
Than there was on my chest 
I ain't no lumberjack
I ain't no mountain man
I'm a clean cut kid
With a razor in my hand 
Now I know the truth about it 
Track Name: Do The Snub
Throw your hands in the air
Or run one through your hair 
Leaving that handshake hanging there
Don't return phone calls 
Or help someone who falls
Showing no respect for anybody at all
Won't return your waves
Avoid your gaze 
Respond with awkward silence when you say "hey"
I got no time I cut in line 
A prime example of a self-centered mind
I wanna show you how , make sure you know how to do
It right no love, cold blood 
When you're doing the snub 
Do The Snub
Track Name: D-List ( I'm On The)
I was a child star back in '93
when i disappeared into a drug induced obscurity
i went on a reality rehab show 
my decline was rapid , my recovery slow 
but then something happened baby wouldn't ya know ?  
i was re-discovered now i'm making some dough 
i got a show where they follow me all around 
makin an ass of myself all over the town 
i've relapsed a few times but it's all good now 
cause when i'm getting high my ratings never go down 
i'm on the d-list of celebrity and thats a fact 
my fifteen minutes of fame are long gone 
and they aint never coming back 
i got a stripper pregnant and i crashed my truck 
after smoking crystal meth 
then i got kicked off of the sober-living show 
when i flunked my piss test 
so now i'm back to where i was before 
a washed up not -quite has-been
but you're still outside waiting in line 
while my name's getting me in 
im on the d-list 
dont forget me i was that guy 
i haven't spent half as much time on screen
as i have getting high 

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