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We Got The Snub
01:32
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We got the snub
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Six feet below in my man made cave
getting ready for the worst
teaching my children how to filter their piss
so that we dont die of thirst
shut the door secure the lock
booby trapps to kill the neighbors
if they try to knock
canned food and sedatives to control the flock
and when the dust settles baby we'll own the block
if you gotta choose a kid to check out the scene
and you dont know how to decide
pick the one who's going nowhere
Tough luck son, but "mama tried"
practicing the drills ten times a day
you've gotta be quick on the draw
pull the kids out of school so we can be ready
thinking too much is a flaw
we're fucking out of our minds
you bet we're bugging out cause we're living for the end times
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Down in the basement of my parents house
playing first person shooter games
I have answered the call!
with my headset on calling all my opponents
fucking idiotic racist names
i have answered the call!
living on gas station pills,
candy bars and energy drinks
i have answered the call !
i only get up to move when i gotta shit or go to work
this room fucking stinks
i have answered the call!
I can't communicate no more,
people in person are a fucking chore
i love mail order and connivence stores
i masturbate until ive got sores
I get no respect in my real field
i feel like an insect on a windshield
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I am loser, i'm a fucked up piece of shit
in a small pond i'm a washed up dying fish
holding on to my dreams of being "on the list"
a bottom feeder, nobody knows that i exist
and when you ask why, i'm at a loss for words
i see them pass by , with everything i thought i deserved
Im a user, Im a name dropping piece of shit
In a small pond I cast my line and I make my wish
Holding on to my dreams of being on the list
A shit eater, so many asses to be kissed
And when you ask why, Im at a loss for words
You see my sad eyes, longing to get ahead of the herd
And I just can't help myself
Too concerned about keeping up with everybody else
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Beach Bum (I'm A)
01:39
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Im a beach bum baby, that’s what i am
i got my malt liquor in a brown paper sack
and an ass crack full of sand
im a beach bum baby that’s how i live
with my head in outer space and across my face
all the creepy ass looks i give
im a beach bum baby i smoke what i can
under the boardwalk my crew all flock to
The beach bum bongo jam
im a beach bum baby shootin up in the caves
it's been so long since it all went wrong
but at least ive got the waves
way o way o waves.
way o way o way o waves.
Beach Bum !
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All alone in my studio apartment
I pace around in the moon-lit darkness
a long way from my home in Iowa City
i thought i'd be surrounded by the rich and the pretty
but i'm lonely and broke and feeling so shitty
til my life was transformed by a tabloid clipping
Now i got a map to celebrity homes
through your star-studded refuse i comb
now i've got your used condoms and tampons on ebay
taking pictures through your window for anybody who will pay
i make a living off the things that you throw away
you better burn the bandages from when you lifted your face
burn the bandages from when you lifted your face
I'm watching , i'm watching you
pay attention to the things you do
I found meaning, i found purpose
glamorizing the totally worthless
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I'm gonna go on a dump run (dump run ! dump run!)
Lighten my load and have a little fun (dump run !dump run!)
Jumping up and down on an old used couch (dump run! dump run!)
found a bloody knife in an old leather pouch (dump run! dump run!)
Dumping trash , discovering treasure
can it be sold or salvaged? that is the measure
Do you wanna see how the other half lives?
See the offerings to the garbage gods they give!
Going on a dump run, going on a dump run!
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Busboy (I'd Rather Be A)
01:12
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I've got a high stress job with the company
i'm a cubicle champion ( rather be a busboy)
Migraines , neckties and casual fridays
under artificial suns
Twenty one years of blood sweat and tears
and i never moved up the chain
too tired to dream i'm gonna ditch this scene
before another good brain goes lame
and I, oh I oh I ...would rather be a busboy
I got a job picking up plates
with my grey plastic tub ( now he is a busboy)
i make minimum wage and i dream all day
about all of the things i love
some times it sucks picking up shit
walking home and kicking rocks
but the waiters kiss ass, the cooks get hot,
i'm on the back dock smokin pot !
cause Now i am a busboy !
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Total Asshole
01:37
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You're a total asshole such a total asshole
so unaware you are an asshole
total asshole everything's a hassle
you just dont care if you're an asshole
just an asshole . total asshole
No one wants you around
You're just a fucking clown bringing everybody down
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Dickhead Neighbor
01:18
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im a dickhead neighbor i aint got no respect
my nose-hairs in your affairs
fuck the boundaries that you expect
im a dickhead neighbor i went through your mailbox
i took your netflix just to be a prick
I got ten broken down cars on blocks
i am a dickhead neighbor -there ain't much that you can do
i am a dickhead neighbor -and I don't give a fuck about you
im a dickhead neighbor i play my music loud
white boy reggae in the backyard baby
brings the college freshman crowd
im a dickhead neighbor i party all night long
you can call the landlord if you want motherfucker
but he's passed out on my lawn
i am a dick head neighbor ain't much that you can do
im a dickhead neighbor -and I don't give a fuck about you
i am a dickhead neighbor
Gonna let my dog shit all over your grass
I am a dickhead neighbor
You gotta with the property line
You can kiss my ass
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Just another dumb straight white male
life in the suburbs was getting stale
a Mexican pharmacy sent me pills in the mail
and now i'm gonna go and grow a tail
im a straight white male growing a tail
Tell me, can you feel my pain?
i'm a straight white male and now i've got a tail
and that's my claim to fame
Sometimes i hang out upside down
other times i feel im being followed around
i cut some holes in my pants to let it all out
and when i shake my ass i can whip it about
I got a tail , i got a tail
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Fake Mustache
00:52
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I got myself a little fake I.d.
I bought down in Chinatown
My disguise was almost complete
But before I make the rounds
I wanna go to parties
I wanna drive a Camaro
I wanna coach the team
And wear camouflage apparel
So I got myself a little fake mustache
Made from camel fur
Spirit gum giving my lip a rash
But I get what I deserve
Cause now I can go to parties
Now I can drive a Camaro
Now I can coach the team
And wear camouflage apparel
I couldn't do it by myself
So I had to get a little help (fake mustache)
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Mama was a mongoloid
Daddy was a deadbeat drunk
I was raised in the basement
In the filth of fifteen Punks
Daddy dumpstered some Legos
I built my fort from PBR cans
Mamma was a homeschool teacher
So I wasn't lied to by the man
The doctrine was creativity
They said do what you wanna do be who you wanna be
True sounds of liberty
Do what you wanna do be who you wanna be
No accountability
Do what you wanna do be who you wanna be
It's not our responsibility
To shepherd more sheep into this silly society
I escaped to college far from home
Where everybody was not so cool
I developed some ideas of my own
That I carried right out of school
Now I see through these welfare cheats
And the immigrants who stole the jobs
They're all in cahoots with the gays getting married
And all these other godless slobs
So I took your advice mom and dad,
I do what I wanna do be who I wanna be
I don't want anything you want for me
I wanna have money power and a life of luxury
Don't expect a hand out from me,
You can't park your trailer on the side of my property
I am your legacy , I rebelled just like you taught me
Now my heroes are Ronnie and Nancy
Not Nancy and Sid
Cause my punk rock parents
Raised a republican , raised a republic kid
Now my heroes are the grand ole party
Not some hippies living off the grid
Cause my punk rock parents
Raised a republican , raised a republican kid
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Lord Of The Hoarders
01:02
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I was the lord of the hoarders
Until I was buried alive
And now under ten tons
Of trash is where I reside
Mama said you gotta throw it away
But I was trying to start a collection
Gonna be worth a lot someday
You'll read about me in the business section
Lord of the hoarders
Until I was buried alive
Now under ten tons
Of trash is where I reside
Daddy said you gotta throw it away
But I was trying to reuse and recycle
We're gonna save the earth someday
Until then we wade in up to our eyeballs
Lord of the hoarders
Dirty clothes in the kitchen piled up to the ceiling
Lord of the hoarders
Put a piece on the pile , oh what a feeling !
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We Suck At Partying Now
02:01
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I used to rip it up and down while painting the town
Cause partying was totally rad
Puke on your shoes , sleep in your bushes
I ain't got no cash for cabs
Six tall cans and a whiskey shot
I'd swear I was the champ
We're all still awake when the sun comes up
My pants are fucking damp
Weren't those the days?
It's 10 pm on a Friday night
I got my night -slacks on
Double fisting a real good book
Can't wait to wake at dawn
Coffee Is my speed of choice
I feel it fuels me from within
If you don't see me down at the bar tonight
Don't wonder where I've been
We suck at partying now
Turn out the lights, the party's over
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